RED I’ll do that as well (just the ladies on that one though. Keep the pants on, guys).
Here’s how you can get one: Head over to the Gumroad page and cop one (for $20! No shipping fee). Then after your purchase send me an email (email@example.com) with your name and what you want me to draw. If you're asking to draw yourself, someone you know, or a character so obscure that Google doesn't even know who it is, make sure to attach reference pictures in the email as well.
Pen and ink illustrations on 8x5 1/2 bristol board.