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2.14.2012

A Revolutionary Valentines

Happy Corporate Induced Love Giving Day...er...Valentines. Sorry. Anyways, can’t think of anything to get for your Valentines? All the roses at the local grocery sold out with a vengeance? Red Lobster banned you because of last year? Well don’t fear people! We at The Revolutionary Times got your back! So here are three special Valentines that would warm any loved ones heart.

We think.
 For the revolutionary girlfriend...
 For the sweet and caffeine deprived girlfriend...
And for the babysitter you can't stop thinking about (and who filed a baby restraining against you)

So there you go, peoples! Now go out there and BE SOMEBODY!

If you get slapped it’s totally not our fault though. Sorry.

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